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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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SMILE!

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STAY ALERT, GUYS.

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AW, COBRA'S NOT RASH,
WON'T FIGHT FOR OLD TRASH.

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ROADBLOCK,
I WOULDN'T CALL

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THE CONSTITUTION OF THE
UNITED STATES "OLD TRASH."

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WE GOT THE CONSTITUTION
ON BOARD?

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In
your
truck, Gung-Ho,

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along with the Declaration
of Independence.

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We're escorting a billion
dollars worth of history

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to the new National Archives.

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SO LET'S PUT THESE BABIES
TO BED AS FAST AS WE CAN.

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[ CHUCKLES ]
ALWAYS IN A HURRY.

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[ German accent ]
THERE.

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SMILE!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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HEY, WHAT THE --

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[ TIRES SCREECHING ]

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TAKE COVER!

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COBRA-A-A-A!

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SCARLETT, WHEN DO TOURISTS
STOP BEING FRIENDLY?

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WHEN THEY SIGN UP FOR
THE COBRA TRAVEL PLAN, DUKE.

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OUR TARGET
IS TRUCK NUMBER NINE!

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I FEEL LIKE JOHN WAYNE
UNDER A STAGECOACH!

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LET'S GO, PILGRIM!

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AAH!

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NICE FORM --
SHOULD BE A DIVER!

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WHAT THE --

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HEY, HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

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LET ME GO!

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[ TIRES SQUEALING ]

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WHOA!

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ENJOY YOUR PRISONERS!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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SOME ESCORT
WE
PROVED TO BE.

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WE'RE THE ONLY ONES
WHO LOST OUR TRUCK.

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YEAH, BUT WE WEREN'T CARRYING
ANYTHING VALUABLE.

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THE SEWARD FILE,
AS YOU REQUESTED.

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WELL, BARONESS, DO...

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THE SPECIAL PROVISIONS...

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Both: EXIST AS STATED?

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AS STATED.

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POTEMKIN WASN'T LYING.

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[ Russian accent ]
GERKY POTEMKIN DON'T LIE,
AND HE DON'T WASTE TIME.

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WHEN HONEST GERKY WANTS
TO MAKE A DEAL, HE MAKES A DEAL.

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AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I WANT TO DO WITH COBRA.

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WHICH IS EXACTLY...

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WHAT YOU'VE DONE, POTEMKIN.

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FOR 30 YEARS I HAWK CARS
IN NEW JERSEY.

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WHO'D HAVE THOUGHT I'D MAKE
MY BIG KILLING IN REAL ESTATE?

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[ LAUGHING ]

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WHO THE SAM HILL ARE YOU?

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THE NEW OWNER OF ALASKA,
HOCKEY PUCK.

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GET AWAY FROM MY DESK.

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MISS JAMIESON,
CALL THE -- OW!

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YOUR SECRETARY'S GONE,
LANDSFORD.

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MR. POTEMKIN FIRED HER.

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JUST LIKE I'M FIRING YOU!

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FIRE ME?
YOU CAN'T FIRE ME!

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I'M THE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA!

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-NOT ANYMORE.
-NOT ANYMORE.

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AS THE NEW OWNER OF ALASKA...

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MR. POTEMKIN HAS NO NEED FOR...

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Both:
OVERPAID PUBLIC OFFICIALS.

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WHAT'S HAPPENING?

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AM I LOSING MY MIND?

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NO, JUST YOUR JOB.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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THIS IS THE GREAT SEAL
OF ALASKA,

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AND ACCORDING TO PROVISIONS
IN THE SEWARD TREATY,

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WHOEVER OWNS THE SEAL
OWNS ALASKA!

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[ LAUGHS ]

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♪
HONEST GERKY,
HE'S YOUR PAL
♪

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♪
HONEST GERKY'S
GOT YOUR DEAL
♪

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♪
COME DOWN TO HONEST GERKY
♪

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HONEST GERKY'S GOT NEWS FOR
ALL YOU FOLKS IN GERKYLAND --

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WHAT YOU USED TO CALL ALASKA.

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YOU GOT TO GO, AND I MEAN GO,
BUT RIGHT NOW!

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I GOT THE SEAL,
WHICH MEANS, BY LAW,

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I GET ALL 586,400 SQUARE MILES,

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AND YOU GET DIDDLY!

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SO GET ON OUT OF GERKYLAND
BEFORE I HAVE TO KICK YOU OUT!

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♪
HONEST GERKY,
HE'S YOUR PAL
♪

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♪
HONEST GERKY'S GOT --
♪

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THAT MANIAC HAS COMPLETE
CONTROL OF THE STATE OF ALASKA,

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AND THERE'S NO LEGAL WAY
TO STOP HIM.

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ACCORDING TO THIS MICRO-RECORD
OF THE SEWARD FILE,

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POTEMKIN ACTUALLY OWNS ALASKA.

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SEWARD FILE?

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WHO'S SEWARD, AND WHAT'S THIS
OLD FILE ABOUT?

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WELL, GUNG-HO, SECRETARY
OF STATE WILLIAM H. SEWARD

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BOUGHT ALASKA FROM RUSSIA
IN 1867 FOR 7 CENTS AN ACRE.

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BUT TO MAKE THE DEAL
OFFICIAL...

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THE GREAT SEAL OF ALASKA
HAD TO BE DELIVERED TO AMERICA.

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THE CZAR GAVE THE SEAL

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TO A CAPTAIN IVAN LUKROV
OF THE
ROMANOV,

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A RUSSIAN WARSHIP.

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BUT THE
ROMANOV
AND HER ENTIRE CREW

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DISAPPEARED SOMEWHERE
IN THE ARCTIC.

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POTEMKIN CLAIMS HIS FAMILY
FLED RUSSIA IN 1917

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WITH THE GREAT SEAL.

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IF THAT'S TRUE,
HE OWNS ALASKA.

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POTEMKIN'S SEAL
HAS TO BE A PHONY.

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WE FIND THE
REAL
SEAL,
WE CAN STOP HIM COLD.

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BUT IT WAS LOST IN THE ARCTIC
100 YEARS AGO.

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WELL, PACK YOUR SNOWSHOES.

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WE'RE GOING SEAL HUNTING.

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[ Russian accent ]
THIS POTEMKIN'S CLAIM
IS OBVIOUSLY BOGUS,

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BUT TO PROVE WRONG, AMERICA
MUST FIRST FIND REAL SEAL.

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TWO CAN PLAY THAT GAME,
DA,
COMRADE BREKHOV?

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[ Russian accent ]
DA,
COMRADE GENERAL.

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THE CZAR SOLD ALASKA
FOR SHAMEFUL PITTANCE.

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IF RED OKTOBER RECOVER
GREAT SEAL FIRST...

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[ Russian accent ] AH! ALASKA
AGAIN
BELONG TO MOTHER RUSSIA!

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[ Russian accent ] ALL THAT OIL!
ALL THAT LAND!

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BUT AMERICANS WILL SEND
G.I. JOE FOR MISSING SEAL.

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COMPETITION COULD GROW INTENSE.

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REMEMBER,

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AS GREAT AMERICAN PHILOSOPHER
VINCENT LOMBARDI ONCE SAID,

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"WINNING IS NOT
EVERYTHING -- IS ONLY THING."

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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CALL YOUR BET AND RAISE FIVE.

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ARE YOU SURE
COBRA AND POTEMKIN

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ARE WORKING TOGETHER, DUKE?

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I CALL YOUR BET.

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WELL, WHEREVER
EXTENSIVE ENTERPRISES IS,

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SO IS COBRA.

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THEY WANT ALASKA
FOR ITS RESOURCES

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AND AS A PERMANENT BASE.

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CALL.

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ALL WE GOT TO DO

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IS SEARCH A MILLION ACRES
OF FREEZE-DRIED REAL ESTATE

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TO FIND ONE TINY
RUSSIAN KNICKKNACK.

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WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP
AND PLAY?

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COBRA!

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AIR DEFENSE, TO YOUR STATIONS!

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BURN THOSE RATTLERS!

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BANDIT -- 5:00!

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[ BARONESS LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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HANG ON TIGHT!
GOING DOWN!

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Potemkin: SIX ROLLS-ROYCES,
THREE ERMINE ROBES,

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A COUPLE OF DOZEN DIAMOND RINGS,

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AND TOSS IN A PLATINUM BATHTUB
WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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HAVE BEEN WANTING
TO MAKE THAT CALL

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TO NEIMAN MARCUS ALL MY LIFE.

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HOW WE DOING, LAWYER BOYS?

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CONSIDERING THE OIL, GAS,
AND MINERAL DEPOSITS...

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AND THE CONTENTS OF CITIES,
TOWNS, AND VILLAGES...

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THE MARKET VALUE OF THE STATE
OF ALASKA IS CLOSE...

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Both:
TO A TRILLION DOLLARS.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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SMOOTHER THAN STICKING A COUNTRY
RUBE WITH A '59 EDSEL.

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WHAT COULD GO WRONG NOW?

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Baroness:
G.I. JOE!

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UGH! OUCH!

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REPEAT AGAIN, BARONESS?

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ISN'T THAT REDUNDANT,
DEAR BROTHER?

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A PLANELOAD OF G.I. JOES

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HAS FLOWN IN TO SEARCH
FOR THE
REAL
GREAT SEAL.

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BUT IF THEY FIND
THE REAL SEAL, WE'RE --

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QUIET.

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PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS.

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NO NEED TO WORRY.

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THE JOES HAVE DROPPED OUT
OF THE RACE.

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DROPPED OUT? RACE?
WHAT'S SHE TALKING ABOUT?

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ARE WE SAFE?

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NOT QUITE.

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THE RUSSIAN RED OKTOBER TEAM...

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IS ALSO LOOKING FOR THE SEAL.

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Both:
THEY MUST BE STOPPED, TOO.

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HOW DID YOU FIND OUT
ABOUT ALL THIS?

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YOU DON'T HAVE...

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A NEED TO KNOW.

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WELL, ACCORDING TO THIS,

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THE LAST REPORTED POSITION
OF THE
ROMANOV

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WAS 100 MILES ON
THE OTHER SIDE OF THAT PEAK.

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YO-O-O, JOE!

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AT THE RATE THEY ARE GOING,

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THEY PASS TWIN PEAKS
LATE TOMORROW.

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WRONG, COMRADE.
THEY NEVER GET PAST PEAKS.

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RED OKTOBER SEE TO THAT.

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TAKE US THROUGH THE PEAKS,
ROADBLOCK.

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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]

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I HATE WINTER SPORTS.

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I FEEL LIKE
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN!

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LOOK LIKE HIM, TOO!

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AMERICANSKI
TOVARISHCH,

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RED OKTOBER IS DEEPLY SORRY
FOR INCONVENIENCE,

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BUT WE CANNOT LET YOU
FIND GREAT SEAL.

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RED OKTOBER MUST RETURN

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WHAT RIGHTFULLY BELONG
TO MOTHER RUSSIA.

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SO, GOODBYE, G.I. JOE.

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HAVE NICE, LONG WALK HOME.

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[ LAUGHS ]

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GOOD JOKE,
DA?

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00:12:05,478 --> 00:12:07,652
SAVE YOUR ENERGY, GUNG-HO.

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00:12:07,739 --> 00:12:11,391
BREKHOV WAS RIGHT.
WE GOT A LONG WALK TO MAKE.

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ONLY NOT TOWARD HOME.

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UGH.

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FIRST WE FREEZE.
NOW WE BAKE.

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NOW I KNOW
HOW A TV DINNER FEELS.

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[ WOLF HOWLING ]

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THAT'S A CHEERY SOUND.

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[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]

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WHEN I GET MY HANDS
ON THOSE RED OKTOBER WACKOS,

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I'LL MAKE THEM WISH KARL MARX
WAS GROUCHO'S BROTHER.

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WE'RE
BOTH
GONNA
GET OUR CHANCE.

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GANDER THAT.

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RUB ALADDIN'S LAMP,
SEE RED OKTOBER'S CAMP.

231
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COULD YOU FLY A RUSSIAN
HIND-E, SCARLETT?

232
00:12:55,739 --> 00:12:58,739
I'M SO TIRED OF WALKING,
I COULD FLY A RUSSIAN TRUCK.

233
00:12:58,826 --> 00:13:01,521
THEN LET'S HOT-WIRE A CHOPPER!

234
00:13:01,608 --> 00:13:03,782
MAN OR WOMAN, NO ONE MOVIN'.

235
00:13:03,869 --> 00:13:05,739
LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

236
00:13:25,565 --> 00:13:30,304
I'LL BET MY TATTOO THIS IS
ALL SOME KIND OF A TRAP.

237
00:13:30,391 --> 00:13:33,173
CAN'T CLOSE MUCH OF A TRAP
WITHOUT WEAPONS, GUNG-HO.

238
00:13:33,260 --> 00:13:35,478
THEY DIDN'T EVEN TAKE
A SLINGSHOT WITH THEM.

239
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:39,565
SOMETHING VERY INTERESTING
HAPPENED TO OUR RUSSIAN FRIENDS.

240
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:42,130
HOPE WE DON'T HAVE
THE SAME LUCK.

241
00:13:43,695 --> 00:13:45,043
HOLY MACKEREL!

242
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:46,130
COSSACKS!

243
00:13:46,217 --> 00:13:48,434
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

244
00:13:48,521 --> 00:13:51,434
TAKE COVER, MEN!

245
00:13:51,521 --> 00:13:52,826
AAH!

246
00:13:53,869 --> 00:13:55,130
[ HORSE NEIGHS ]

247
00:13:55,217 --> 00:13:56,565
WHAT'S HAPPENING?

248
00:13:56,652 --> 00:13:58,304
IS THIS A NIGHTMARE?

249
00:13:58,391 --> 00:14:00,521
FOR ALL OF US, SCARLETT.

250
00:14:00,608 --> 00:14:02,043
[ Russian accent ]
IN NAME OF CZAR,

251
00:14:02,130 --> 00:14:06,347
HIS GREAT EXCELLENCY
ALEXANDER II, YOU ARE PRISONERS.

252
00:14:06,434 --> 00:14:11,304
PLEASE, NO EXCUSE GIVE ME
TO KILL YOU,
DA?

253
00:14:26,391 --> 00:14:28,608
[ CHANTING IN RUSSIAN ]

254
00:14:33,434 --> 00:14:35,826
WHAT'D WE DO TO THESE GUYS?

255
00:14:35,913 --> 00:14:37,000
WISH I KNEW.

256
00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,608
PARDON ME FOR ASKING,

257
00:14:38,695 --> 00:14:41,173
BUT WHAT ARE
19th-CENTURY COSSACKS

258
00:14:41,260 --> 00:14:43,478
DOING IN 20th-CENTURY ALASKA?

259
00:14:43,565 --> 00:14:46,000
I THINK THE ANSWER
IS UP AHEAD.

260
00:14:52,434 --> 00:14:57,695
LOOKS LIKE THE
ROMANOV
FOUND
A SAFE HARBOR BACK IN 1867.

261
00:14:57,782 --> 00:14:59,782
AND THESE PEOPLE
MUST BE THE DESCENDANTS

262
00:14:59,869 --> 00:15:01,086
OF THE ORIGINAL CREW.

263
00:15:01,173 --> 00:15:03,608
[ Russian accent ] NO TALK!
MORE WALK!

264
00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:06,565
SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT
A FELLOW POET, ROADBLOCK.

265
00:15:14,043 --> 00:15:16,434
Lukrov: [ Russian accent ]
MY GREAT-GREAT-GRANDFATHER,

266
00:15:16,521 --> 00:15:19,608
FIRST CAPTAIN LUKROV,
WAS WISE MAN.

267
00:15:19,695 --> 00:15:22,086
HE KEPT COLONY SEPARATE
FROM OUTSIDE WORLD,

268
00:15:22,173 --> 00:15:26,434
AND THAT IS WHY WE SURVIVE,
EVEN THRIVE.

269
00:15:26,521 --> 00:15:28,913
WE WANT NOTHING WITH YOUR
MODERN WAYS OR PROBLEMS.

270
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,086
IN THAT CASE, CAPTAIN LUKROV,

271
00:15:31,173 --> 00:15:33,391
GIVE US THE GREAT SEAL
OF ALASKA.

272
00:15:33,478 --> 00:15:35,000
'CAUSE WITHOUT THAT SEAL,

273
00:15:35,086 --> 00:15:37,130
THE UNITED STATES
WILL LOSE ALASKA

274
00:15:37,217 --> 00:15:39,391
TO AN EVIL FORCE NAMED COBRA.

275
00:15:39,478 --> 00:15:40,521
ENOUGH!

276
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:42,434
SEAL IS PRECIOUS OBJECT,

277
00:15:42,521 --> 00:15:44,000
NOT TO BE HANDED OVER

278
00:15:44,086 --> 00:15:46,782
TO SMOOTH-TALKING
YANKEE TRADER,
DA?

279
00:15:46,869 --> 00:15:49,695
PUT HIM WITH
THE OTHER PRISONERS.

280
00:16:10,391 --> 00:16:12,913
Brekhov: GOOD AFTERNOON,
COMRADE DUKE.

281
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,521
I SEE YOU RECEIVED SAME
RECEPTION AS RED OKTOBER.

282
00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:21,478
ARGH! LET ME AT THEM!

283
00:16:21,565 --> 00:16:22,782
LET ME AT THEM!

284
00:16:22,869 --> 00:16:24,826
HOLD IT,
MAN! HOLD IT!

285
00:16:24,913 --> 00:16:27,565
THE COSSACKS DIDN'T LIKE
YOUR LOOKS, RIGHT, BREKHOV?

286
00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:30,565
MMM. THAT IS MEAT OF SUBJECT.
DA.

287
00:16:30,652 --> 00:16:33,739
NO, THAT'S NOT THE MEAT
OF THE SUBJECT, BREKHOV.

288
00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:36,173
WE'VE GOT TO DELIVER
THE GREAT SEAL OF ALASKA

289
00:16:36,260 --> 00:16:37,869
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO JUNEAU.

290
00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:39,565
THANKS TO
YOUR
INTERFERENCE,

291
00:16:39,652 --> 00:16:42,130
WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT,
AND COBRA WILL GET ALASKA.

292
00:16:42,217 --> 00:16:46,000
I AM VERY MUCH REGRETTING,
COMRADE DUKE.

293
00:16:46,086 --> 00:16:48,913
[ EXPLOSION ]

294
00:16:52,173 --> 00:16:56,608
COBRA-A-A-A!

295
00:16:59,608 --> 00:17:01,304
COBRA!

296
00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:03,956
THEY MUST'VE FOLLOWED BOTH OF US
HERE TO FIND THE
REAL
SEAL!

297
00:17:10,695 --> 00:17:13,086
[ HORSE WHINNIES ]

298
00:17:31,565 --> 00:17:32,391
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

299
00:17:32,478 --> 00:17:34,739
I HAVE THE SEAL!

300
00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:38,260
ALASKA BELONGS TO US!

301
00:17:40,391 --> 00:17:43,260
GET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU IDIOT!

302
00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:56,304
I-I REFUSED TO HELP,
AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED.

303
00:17:56,391 --> 00:17:59,695
THEY DESTROY
WHAT TOOK CENTURY TO BUILD.

304
00:17:59,782 --> 00:18:03,652
WORST OF ALL, THEY --
THEY STEAL GREAT SEAL.

305
00:18:03,739 --> 00:18:06,608
NOW CZAR
NEVER TRUST US AGAIN.

306
00:18:06,695 --> 00:18:08,434
LET'S MAKE A DEAL, LUKROV.

307
00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:09,956
WE'LL RETRIEVE YOUR SEAL

308
00:18:10,043 --> 00:18:13,130
IF WE CAN USE IT TO COUNTER
COBRA'S CLAIM ON ALASKA.

309
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:14,956
AND WHEN WE BRING IT BACK,

310
00:18:15,043 --> 00:18:17,130
WE'LL HELP YOU
REBUILD YOUR TOWN.

311
00:18:17,217 --> 00:18:19,304
RED OKTOBER WILL HELP, ALSO.

312
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:21,478
COBRA MUST NOT SUCCEED.

313
00:18:21,565 --> 00:18:24,826
YOU WOULD GIVE WORD
ON THIS DEAL?

314
00:18:24,913 --> 00:18:27,260
MY WORD AND MY HAND.

315
00:18:34,391 --> 00:18:36,304
[ WHIPS CRACKING ]

316
00:18:37,739 --> 00:18:40,304
YOU SURE THIS SHORTCUT
WILL GET US AHEAD OF COBRA?

317
00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:41,608
WITHIN HOUR.

318
00:18:44,217 --> 00:18:47,695
YOU'RE NOT SCARED,
MY BIG FRIEND, ARE YOU?

319
00:18:47,782 --> 00:18:49,608
SCARED? WHO'S SCARED?

320
00:19:14,391 --> 00:19:15,391
UGH!

321
00:19:18,521 --> 00:19:20,391
THE SEAL!

322
00:19:21,695 --> 00:19:24,173
I-I-I HAVE IT!

323
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,739
[ CHEERING ]

324
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,565
Duke: WELL,
WE FINALLY GOT THE SEAL.

325
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:34,956
BUT HOW ARE WE GONNA GET IT
TO JUNEAU

326
00:19:35,043 --> 00:19:36,391
BEFORE COBRA TAKES OVER?

327
00:19:36,478 --> 00:19:38,478
Gung-Ho: HEY, DUKE!

328
00:19:38,565 --> 00:19:40,565
I GOT JOE HEADQUARTERS.

329
00:19:40,652 --> 00:19:43,217
THEY'RE SENDING SkyStrikers,
BUT THE WEATHER'S LOUSY.

330
00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:44,739
THEY MAY NOT GET THROUGH.

331
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,391
-CAPTAIN LUKROV?
-DA?

332
00:19:46,478 --> 00:19:48,565
HAVE YOU BEEN KEEPING
THE
ROMANOV
SEAWORTHY?

333
00:19:48,652 --> 00:19:51,391
DA,
BUT WE ARE STILL BLOCKED
BY ICE.

334
00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:53,391
DON'T COUNT ON IT.

335
00:19:56,217 --> 00:19:59,217
[ CHEERING ]

336
00:20:08,652 --> 00:20:11,173
STEER A SOUTHERLY COURSE,
CAPTAIN.

337
00:20:11,260 --> 00:20:12,956
WE'RE HEADED FOR JUNEAU.

338
00:20:13,043 --> 00:20:15,130
Brekhov:
CORRECTION, COMRADES.

339
00:20:15,217 --> 00:20:19,260
I'M AFRAID OUR JOURNEY WILL
TAKE US WEST FOR MOTHER RUSSIA.

340
00:20:19,347 --> 00:20:20,956
WHY, YOU DIRTY --

341
00:20:21,043 --> 00:20:24,043
THE SEAL, PLEASE.
THE SEAL!

342
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,260
STOP THAT SHIP!

343
00:20:46,565 --> 00:20:48,391
LET'S CLEAN UP THAT MESS,
GUYS!

344
00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:50,434
DUKE, LOOK!

345
00:20:51,521 --> 00:20:53,608
NO!

346
00:20:53,695 --> 00:20:55,434
RETREAT!

347
00:20:59,782 --> 00:21:01,869
THE SEAL, PLEASE.

348
00:21:01,956 --> 00:21:04,739
THE SEAL, COMRADE.

349
00:21:06,173 --> 00:21:08,565
AH, YOU'VE EARNED IT.

350
00:21:09,478 --> 00:21:11,913
GAME'S OVER, HONEST "GERGY."

351
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,304
ALASKA'S BACK
WHERE SHE BELONGS.

352
00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:17,304
IN THE GOOD OLD U.S. OF A.

353
00:21:17,391 --> 00:21:19,391
-GOODBYE...
-POTEMKIN.

354
00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:22,565
HEY, GUYS,
DON'T LEAVE ME FLAT!

355
00:21:22,652 --> 00:21:26,782
WE CAN PULL A STRING,
TWIST AN ARM, DO SOMETHING!

356
00:21:26,869 --> 00:21:28,739
SIX TONS OF CAVIAR!

357
00:21:28,826 --> 00:21:30,782
THREE ERMINE STOLES!

358
00:21:30,869 --> 00:21:32,478
A DOZEN DIAMOND RINGS!

359
00:21:32,565 --> 00:21:34,260
A PLATINUM BATHTUB!

360
00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:36,521
PAY UP, POTEMKIN!

361
00:21:36,608 --> 00:21:38,565
[ LAUGHTER ]